2007年 01月 15日 月曜日 10:48

The indiscriminate use of vulgar language is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

What does a quote in Sarey's signature and the Five Stages of Grief have in common?

I now have a better understanding of both. I'm currently watching friendship as I know it crumble into teeny weeny little blocks of nothingness and trying to figure out what to do. It's gotten to the point where I have to force myself to be happy to finish the day.

For about 21 years, I've been nice. Yes, there are perks. In high school, I got a $100 award for smiling. It's also caused me tremendous heartache and stress. And so it begins - the stages of grieving.

I used to think that Sarey was just plain mean. No, no. I simply didn't understand. I was ignorant. She wasn't missing kindness; she was saving time! I demonstrate this below:

Revised Stages:
1. Denial - That bitch did NOT just do that!
2. Anger - #$#@! Yes, she did!
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
3. SERIOUS ASS KICKING

I should be using these 3, not the traditional set.

Example:
Friend comes into room for small talk
Me: Hi. blah blah blah here's a good book I've been reading…
Friend who previously caused me great anger: Hmmm blah blah blah inane comments

What should have happened:
Me: WHAT THE $#@& DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Did you know I got NO SLEEP because of your drama? What do you MEAN you don't know why they are upset? They are upset because YOU SLEPT WITH ONE GUY AFTER SLEEPING WITH MY FRIEND and naturally HIS best friend is pissed at you, too!

Example 2:
ex-Roommate stumbles into the room late at night - causes minor noise
Me: (trying to sleep)
Ex-Roommate: (turns on tiny lamp to read)
Me: (slightly annoyed but overall ok)
Ex-Roommate: (HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO ANSWER PHONE AND HAVE A CUTESY CONVERSATION THAT LASTS ABOUT 10 MINUTES)
Me: (curses in head - is exhausted the nest day)

What should have happened:
"GET THE &%#@ out of my room! YOU AIN'T PAYIN ROOM AND BOARD. If you want to read so badly, there's a lounge outside of the hall!"

I can now appreciate people who have the ability to say what needs to be said. It just causes less problems.

I hope that my scientific research can be applied to mine and other nice people's exploited temperaments.

I like to listen to music when I write. Musical Accompaniment for this entry provided by:
Caring is Creepy
Rubberband Man
Tell Her Tonight
Piano Man