2007年 11月 8日 木曜日 03:46

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!]

How does the world see me?
Song: Viva Las Vegas
Artist: Bruce Springsteen
Comments: Sweet.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Just a Girl
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: Uh, great. Thanks life. I'm gonna live in a box of stereotypes. And you won't let me drive late out night. Thanks.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Beautiful Girl
Artist: Poe
Comments: Yay!

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Til I Hear it From You
Artist: Gin Blossoms
Comments: Where did this song come from? I guess this is a yes.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Honky Tonk Woman
Artist: The Rolling Stones
Comments: This is too brilliant!

What should I do with my life?
Song: Dark Blue
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: Be in a relationship and be sad all the time?? Break up all the time? What?

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Casey Jones
Artist: Grateful Dead
Comments: Uh, because people still do drugs and drive trains while high on cocaine?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Beat on the Brat
Artist: The Ramones
Comments: Uh… kinky, much?

Will I ever have children?
Song: Burger Queen
Artist: Placebo
Comments: "Came to this world by C-section." Uh, that's a yes?

Will I die happy?
Song: Guerilleros
Artist: Javier Navarrete
Comments: I guess I'll be fulfilling my lifelong dream of dying for a worthy cause against fascist pigs.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Sunday
Artist: Sia
Comments: Go to Church and don't smoke weed? "Give yourself a break".

What is happiness?
Song: Nightclubbing
Artist: Iggy Pop
Comments: Hahahahaahaaaaaa especially b/c this is off the Trainspotting album.

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: I Wanna be Sedated
Artist: The Ramones
Comments: Twe-Twe-Twenty four hours ago!! I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain. Isn't that everyone's fetish?

How will I be remembered?
Song: Behold
Artist: Guy Gross
Comments: Uh, as death and destruction? Because that's totally the context of this song. It should be "Behold the Wormhole Weapon and watch a planet/the universe get sucked into a black hole!"