2006年 03月 10日 金曜日 00:53

Set your player on Random. Hit "Next", and see what comes up! Don't cheat!

How does the world see me?
Song: Sexbomb
Artist: Tom Jones
Comments: No one can deny my pure sex appeal that drips from my pores…

Will I have a happy life?
Song: A Thousand Miles
Artist: Vanessa Carlton
Comments: So it's going to be long and arduous. Oy.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Juice
Artist: Chingy
Comments: "Juice these ho's" tells me that they think I'm a whore. Well, that explains how the world sees me.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Listen to the music
Artist: doobie brothers
Comments: I don't quite know what to do with this, but it is about "We're starting something big and it's important to me". So maybe I start something big. Ooh. Hot.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Silver
Artist: Pixies
Comments: With material possessions? Why, I never thought you'd ask!

What should I do with my life?
Song: My Heart Will Go On
Artist: A New Found Glory
Comments: Take something romantic and stuffy and make it catchy, halarious, and awesome? Sweet! That explains my sex playlist.

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: nightmare
Artist: dane cook
Comments: But, you just confirmed that it is, in fact, full of pain. Gee, thanks.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: the young thousands
Artist: the mountain goats
Comments: Group pedophilia! Score!!

Will I ever have children?
Song: livin' for you
Artist: al green
Comments: I'll take that to mean that my kids will be really important to me. Or that I'll live soley for me. I hope that's not it.

Will I die happy?
Song: santa claus is coming to town
Artist: etta james
Comments: If I watch out, and if I don't cry, maybe.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: All Cried Out
Artist: Allure
Comments: Stop crying? Start crying? Which is it?!?!?!?!

What is happiness?
Song: peace and love
Artist: fountains of wayne
Comments: Happiness is being a hippy. That I can do, kinda.

What is my favorite fetish?
Song: she's a rebel
Artist: greenday
Comments: I like the bad girls. Wait, girls? Oh. Huh.

How will I be remembered?
Song: thoughts before me
Artist: amber pacific
Comments: Not sure how, but at least I will be remembered.