2010年 11月 10日 水曜日 12:44
CODE FOR: SPLOOSH HAPPENS IN T -MINU…WELL…YOU GOT THE REST OF IT! IT'S RIGHT UP THERE ! JUST LOOK!
O.K.!!!!! CALLING ALL AGENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TIME IS AT HAND, YOUR MISSION(the first of many it would appear)BEGINS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR TARGET…AGENT SPLOOSH999!!! ….(your first one! Some of ya'alllll might oughtta think twice about crossing me!)
IF YOU'VE READ YOUR BRIEFS LIKE GOOD(I emphasize…GOOD!!!) LITTLE AGENTS SHOULD YOU ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEMS I HAVE BEEN HAVING WITH AGENT SPLOOSHIE-WOOSHIE……..;I MEAN….SPLOOSH999. http://www.last.fm/user/sploosh999?ac=SPLOOSH99 AND THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG! I MEAN ONE DAY(have you guy's got a second from all your running willy nilly and coffee breaks and secret agendas? I mean really?)ANYWAY ONE DAY THE GUY'S ALL SWEETNESS AND LIGHT AND I'M HIS LOVEY-BUNNY(G'ness sakes don't blab to the hubby! It's nuthin' really!)LOVEY-BUNNY, FLUFFER-SUMTHIN'S, SUGAR-BOOGER…ANYWAY, AND THE NEXT DAY HE'S ALL UP IN MY FACE ACCUSING ME OF STEALING HIS GIN!!! (it was only one incident! He left me dog-sittin' without supplies! i mean really….what am I to him? Chopped liver?)AND HE'S CONSTANTLY WAVING FANCY CIDER IN MY FACE THAT I'M PRETTY SURE IS THE SAME CIDER THAT AGENT DJ AJA HAD PLACED IN SHIPMENT TO ME, TO NEVER REACH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o.k., o.k.!!!!!!!! (WHOA!! – try again, for emphasis!)
O.K., O.K.!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A PERSONAL VENDETTA. BUT THIS GOES MUCH DEEPER. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BEEN ATTACKING SEVERAL HAPLESS SOULS(notice I didn't say innocent. Not in this place!) AND NOW HE HAS BEGUN SENDING OUT THOSE STRANGE CODES WHICH I MADE YOU PRIVY OF EARLIER.
ARM YOURSELVES AGENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NOW! TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN….GARY, SWEETIE, THAT'S NOT A KITTEN! DANG IT! DON'T POINT THAT AT ME!
BE BRAVE AGENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU TO CARRY OUT THIS MISSION!! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!! EVEN IF YOU ARRIVE LATE, DO IT ANYWA!!!!!!. FILL HIS SHOUTBOXES SO HE CAN'T SEND OUT ANY SECRET CODES THROUGH THERE! KEEP HIM BUSY DODGING YOUR WEAPONS(so he'll get outta my hair for a sec.)PLEASE DO THIS FOR YOUR OLD AGENT B1!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! I MEEEEEEEEEAN……SOME MISSION'S GOT TO GET CARRIED OUT RIGHT TODAY AND IF IT'S MY LAST ONE WELL….WELL….WELL s!%$ PEOPLE!!!! DON'T LET IT BE MY LAST ONE!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE MY BACK OR WHAT?????????????