2008年 01月 26日 土曜日 09:04
The most amazing shit can happen when you're stoned.
Like seriously.
Some of the best music known to man, can come from being totally stoned. Observe:
Steve: Richie. Dude. I'm so bored.
Jason: Yeah. Yeah, me too… Are you hungry?
Steve: Not really. Maybe if we cook something really complicated, then we'll be hungry by the time it's done.
Jason: Yeah… But I can't cook right when I'm not hungry.
Steve: Okay.
*silence*
Steve: Dude, the new shit these days is soooo gay.
Jason: I know, dude, it's gay. So, *so* gay.
*silence*
Jason: Why do people say that?
Steve: Say what?
Jason: …Gay.
Steve: I dunno. It's silly. How is something "gay?" Does it have relations with other beings of the same sex? It's fun though. Saying it I mean… Gaaaaaayyyyy.
Jason: Gaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Steve: Gay. Gay gay gay. Gay g-g-gay g-gay-g-gay gay.
Jason: Dude, that's gay.
Steve: Your mom is gay.
Jason: I know. Your mom told me. When I was doing her.
Steve: Oh shit.
Jason: Ohhhh shit…
*silence* they hear crickets in the distance.
Steve: Dude, let's get stoned.
Jason: Yes. Let's.
Steve: You got?
Jason: Don't ask such homosexual questions.
10 minutes later…
Jason: Dude you look like a HOBBIT!!
Steve: No i don't. Oh my god, I'm hairy!
(they laugh hysterically. Jason starts to play the hobbit's drinking song)
Steve: This sounds so cool stoned. Listen:
(Steve picks up his bass and starts to jam)
Jason: Yeah dude. Wait, what about this?
(Jason parallels the bass)
Steve: Niiiiiiice. I totally tripped to that noise. Do it again.
Jason: ohhhhhheavy…
And thus, Dead Meadow's Beyond the Fields We Know was born. Okay maybe they weren't bored, but
Moral of the story: Get bored. Get stoned. Make music.