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LimpingLime
A ray of sunlight floats down from the heavens. It dances. Wiggles with glee. Oh my goodness, Timothy! Its got a snout!
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RafaelRibasBR
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.? You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
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EdibleZebra
Do you crave adventure? Wish for rain? Shaft an elephantine iguana? Well, these privileges you are in possession of are surely prizes to clutch closely to your niblets, but not is all as it seems. Did you know african children lack HD TVs? That homeless grannies do not walk their dogs? Truly, my words should sting you. Is it not your fault that the tiny frog cannot fly as free as the large snail? You can make all that is wrong right again by donating to my FreeTheRabbit fund. Your precious moneys will be sent to all the happy people of China to encourage peace amongst their ranks. Will the Chinese leap for joy? It all comes down to you, my friend. Thank you.
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LimpingLime
There once was a cheesy noodle who hailed from a faraway land. He didn't know how to drive a car, so he galloped on his hyena all the way to Hawaii. The other spicy noodles made fun of him because he was cheesy. If this story moved your heart, please let me use your bathroom. Together we can stop racism. Can I count on you?
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LimpingLime
They tell me things. They tell me about their own children, about how silent they were when the storm came. I was sitting in my closet, in an overtuned bucket, expecting, hoping, waiting.
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LimpingLime
I have decided to create a new profile since I really messed up my old one... accidently added music from windows media to my old profile.........................
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