Manly recipes

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- 2008年 07月 5日 10:39
Manly recipes

Any manish recipes around?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] さんの発言： Any manish recipes around?[/quote]
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- Falahk の発言...
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- 2008年 07月 7日 21:44
nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon

[quote][b][user]Falahk[/user][/b] さんの発言： nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon [/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning の発言...
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- 2008年 07月 9日 12:18
Shit Cake

3 Pounds of fresh shit
1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet)
5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?)
4 cups of whale's milk
3 teaspoons of baking powder
2 pounds of flour
4 Platypus eggs
3 cups of kiwi flavoring
10 pounds of LARD
1 ounce of farts
a sprinkle of your twinkles

Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] さんの発言： 3 Pounds of fresh shit 1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet) 5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?) 4 cups of whale's milk 3 teaspoons of baking powder 2 pounds of flour 4 Platypus eggs 3 cups of kiwi flavoring 10 pounds of LARD 1 ounce of farts a sprinkle of your twinkles Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees [/quote]

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- 2008年 07月 9日 15:16
What are you implying?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] さんの発言： What are you implying?[/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning の発言...
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- 2008年 07月 10日 02:27
What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso!

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] さんの発言： What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso![/quote]

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- robert7 の発言...
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- 2008年 07月 10日 05:43
Eggy Bread - The most complex recipe known to man

Ingredients
50ml/1¾fl oz double cream
50ml/1¾fl oz milk
2 eggs
pinch of ground cinnamon
2 slices of bread
knob of butter
handful of raspberries

Method
1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl.
2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture.
3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side.
4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.

[quote][b][user]robert7[/user][/b] さんの発言： Ingredients 50ml/1¾fl oz double cream 50ml/1¾fl oz milk 2 eggs pinch of ground cinnamon 2 slices of bread knob of butter handful of raspberries Method 1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl. 2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture. 3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side. 4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.[/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning の発言...
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- 2008年 07月 11日 06:15
Bilbo Baggins Cake

Ingredients

1 pound of troll hair
2 ounces of fairy dust
1/2 pound of prince cream
10 pounds of salt
Sack of flour
5 Hobbit toenails
6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk

Method
1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk
2. Roll it into a ball
3. Layer it with the flour and toenails
4. add the salt and fairy dust
5. frost it with the princes white cream

Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours
and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] さんの発言： [b]Ingredients[/b] 1 pound of troll hair 2 ounces of fairy dust 1/2 pound of prince cream 10 pounds of salt Sack of flour 5 Hobbit toenails 6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk [b]Method[/b] 1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk 2. Roll it into a ball 3. Layer it with the flour and toenails 4. add the salt and fairy dust 5. frost it with the princes white cream Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.[/quote]

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- Garrett-- の発言...
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- 2008年 08月 2日 22:12
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- winter_demon の発言...
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- 2008年 10月 3日 10:34
shit cake lololol

One of the only few things I know to make

Ingredients

2 big cups of yogurt
Some gelatin
Raisins

Preparation

Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top

[quote][b][user]winter_demon[/user][/b] さんの発言： shit cake lololol One of the only few things I know to make Ingredients 2 big cups of yogurt Some gelatin Raisins Preparation Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top[/quote]

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- 2008年 10月 3日 21:00
That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] さんの発言： That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.[/quote]

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- eternaldescent の発言...
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- 2008年 10月 16日 11:40
I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though.

[quote][b][user]eternaldescent[/user][/b] さんの発言： I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though. [/quote]

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- eternaldescent の発言...
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- 2008年 10月 16日 11:43
What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll.

[quote][b][user]eternaldescent[/user][/b] さんの発言： What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll. [/quote]

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- Ser3f の発言...
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- 2008年 11月 30日 07:17
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編集者：hjbardenhagen, 2011年 07月 21日 16:11

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- DemonCashew の発言...
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- 2008年 11月 30日 17:47
Ham, Cheese, Peanut Butter, an Jelly Toast sandwich

What's needed:

1 slice of ham
1 slice of cheese
2 slices of bread
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Butter Knife
Toaster

Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please

What to do:
1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it.
2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down
3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife
4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife
6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle
8.?????
9. Profit

[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] さんの発言： What's needed: 1 slice of ham 1 slice of cheese 2 slices of bread Peanut Butter Jelly Butter Knife Toaster Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please What to do: 1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it. 2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down 3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife 4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast 5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife 6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast 7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle 8.????? 9. Profit[/quote]
編集者：DemonCashew, 2008年 11月 30日 17:49

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- Ziggy-Dust の発言...
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- 2008年 11月 30日 17:49
Peanut Butter Sandwich

1. Put peanut butter on some bread
2. Crush that shit, real talk

[quote][b][user]Ziggy-Dust[/user][/b] さんの発言： 1. Put peanut butter on some bread 2. Crush that shit, real talk[/quote]

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- 2008年 11月 30日 17:51
OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] さんの発言： OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES![/quote]

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- DemonCashew の発言...
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- 2008年 11月 30日 17:53
What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches?

I too love peanut butter sandwiches.

[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] さんの発言： What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches? I too love peanut butter sandwiches.[/quote]

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- 2008年 12月 24日 21:36
I knoez how too maik penkayks

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] さんの発言： I knoez how too maik penkayks[/quote]

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- RyanT1234 の発言...
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- 2009年 02月 4日 21:10
LOL these are the most ridiculous recipes ever.

All I can cook are toasted sandwiches in a sandwich press, sasuages on a pan, microwave stuff, and thats all I think.

[quote][b][user]RyanT1234[/user][/b] さんの発言： LOL these are the most ridiculous recipes ever. All I can cook are toasted sandwiches in a sandwich press, sasuages on a pan, microwave stuff, and thats all I think.[/quote]

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- c4t2007 の発言...
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- 2009年 02月 11日 02:57
Noodle Soup

1. Put noodles and spices in bowl.
2. Add boiling water.
3. Wait until good.

Carnivorous types can cut & cook some meat in the water while it boils, most animals will do.

“Brazil’s cattle industry [...] is responsible for about 80 percent of all deforestation in the Amazon. In fact, the Brazilian cattle industry is the largest single source of deforestation anywhere in the world. And deforestation in turn causes one-fifth of all the greenhouse gas emissions in the world, more than all the world’s cars, trucks, trains, planes, and ships combined.” - Lindsey Allen

[quote][b][user]c4t2007[/user][/b] さんの発言： 1. Put noodles and spices in bowl. 2. Add boiling water. 3. Wait until good. Carnivorous types can cut & cook some meat in the water while it boils, most animals will do.[/quote]

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