Throw Me the Statue opened, and very unusually for me, I saw the entire opening act. I remembered not really getting hooked on any of their songs before, and their live performance never really grabbed me either. I spent the whole time mostly daydreaming about Jens.
When it was Jens' turn, his DJ came out first and played a few songs from a laptop. He was intriguingly stonefaced while he played mostly old pop songs. I didn't recognize any of them, but it reminded me of Barry White. Just as people started getting impatient, one of the songs morphed into the opening drum beat of Into Eternity, and Jens and his band of six hot Swedish girls ran out onto the stage to explosive applause and cheering.
Jens and his girls were all wearing plain white outfits, each with a different object embroidered on the shirt. …